hello dahrlings...It's your randomly sunburned social slave- really it looks like was was whipped by a blind epileptic. Spray sunscreen + trendy bathing suit + chatting w/neighbors at the pool = I look really friggin weird naked. well I already do, but this is just...special.
See the previous post about things to do tonight- like outdoor movies- in Crystal City and Screen on the green on the Mall. Also tonight is Trivia at Rock Bottom. flex that nerd muscle you little mensa. I'll be working there tonight- well, in the dining room. so yeah. beer and wing specials in the bar - trivia is in the back bar- get there early- there were 20 teams last week! prizes for first and last place.
Speaking of Rock Bottom- come out Thursday night for a very special benefit event. For 8 bucks you can purchase a wristband which will get you 2 buck beers all night. The proceeds benefit my good friend and coworker Chuck who has to leave us to attend to some grim family stuff. He's an awesome guy. Loved by all. And this is the least we can do to help him and his family out. So come out and get your drink on!
Save the date! August 23rd. rumor has it there may be another jello wrestling competition. yes, the jiggler will return!..just as soon as she can fit back into her costume. oof . slimfast anyone?
Last call for campin planning. shoot me an email if intersted.
The fringe festival is still on until the 27th. I'll send an update this week with some "can't misses"
Oh and I shouldn't even have to type this....but... go see batman.
Todays Tip: If you see a gal waiting for the metro and it's close to 3 am and she's still half dressed in her uniform and listening to her ghetto-pod and looking pretty exhausted. leave her alone. if you do talk to her, don't ask her why her place of work doesn't sell corona. unless you want this person to rip you a new one. do not approach. unless you are george clooney, or that guy who plays smith jared, or you are in a band ...whatever. you are not going to impress a chick who works at a microbrewery if you drink fermented seltzer water or rhino piss. aka bud light, corona, etc. go back to drinking your swill and let me be with my black rebel motorcycle club.
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I can't even imagine the tan lines. I don't wear those bathing suits for that reason... and because I burn if I even stay outside for more than ten minutes... and the pudging, my god, the pudging!
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