hello dahrlings...It's your randomly sunburned social slave- really it looks like was was whipped by a blind epileptic. Spray sunscreen + trendy bathing suit + chatting w/neighbors at the pool = I look really friggin weird naked. well I already do, but this is just...special.
See the previous post about things to do tonight- like outdoor movies- in Crystal City and Screen on the green on the Mall. Also tonight is Trivia at Rock Bottom. flex that nerd muscle you little mensa. I'll be working there tonight- well, in the dining room. so yeah. beer and wing specials in the bar - trivia is in the back bar- get there early- there were 20 teams last week! prizes for first and last place.
Speaking of Rock Bottom- come out Thursday night for a very special benefit event. For 8 bucks you can purchase a wristband which will get you 2 buck beers all night. The proceeds benefit my good friend and coworker Chuck who has to leave us to attend to some grim family stuff. He's an awesome guy. Loved by all. And this is the least we can do to help him and his family out. So come out and get your drink on!
Save the date! August 23rd. rumor has it there may be another jello wrestling competition. yes, the jiggler will return!..just as soon as she can fit back into her costume. oof . slimfast anyone?
Last call for campin planning. shoot me an email if intersted.
The fringe festival is still on until the 27th. I'll send an update this week with some "can't misses"
Oh and I shouldn't even have to type this....but... go see batman.
Todays Tip: If you see a gal waiting for the metro and it's close to 3 am and she's still half dressed in her uniform and listening to her ghetto-pod and looking pretty exhausted. leave her alone. if you do talk to her, don't ask her why her place of work doesn't sell corona. unless you want this person to rip you a new one. do not approach. unless you are george clooney, or that guy who plays smith jared, or you are in a band ...whatever. you are not going to impress a chick who works at a microbrewery if you drink fermented seltzer water or rhino piss. aka bud light, corona, etc. go back to drinking your swill and let me be with my black rebel motorcycle club.
Registration just opened for the fall season of WAKA's VA Triumph Falls Church division . That would be the division I play in. There are other divisions, but really, why bother. Triumph is all you need. games start August 6.
Cost is 65 bucks. Games are on Wednesdays. The sponsor bar may be changed. It was/is Mister Days- but that's kinda a hike from the fields, which are located near the intersection of 7 and 29 in Falls Church (Larry Graves park, to be precise).
Kickball is a lot of fun. It's a sport you played as a child, but can now play as an adult. So yes, it's def a social sport, but it's still a sport. Which means you should be able to catch a ball and kick and run in order to play. and drink. beer preferably since beer pong and flip cup are highly prevalent at kickball "functions" which happens often. And if you know any professional soccer players or semi pros, give me their numbers (only if they're good looking) so I can call- well, ok, fine, recruit them to join.
Go to this site www.kickball.com to sign up. start your own team or join the one I'm on.
Oh and FYI...demi moore totally made throwing pots wicked easy on the movie Ghost. so not the case. I think she had a stunt double. seriously. this stuff isn't easy! I'm not talking about making coil pots like in the 2nd grade. I'm talking a wheel spinning at 90 mpg with a hunk of wet earth that you have to sculpt into some masterpiece with your bare hands and sharp tools- its pretty intense people. I have thus far made 2 very small flower pots and a small um cup thingy.
Cost is 65 bucks. Games are on Wednesdays. The sponsor bar may be changed. It was/is Mister Days- but that's kinda a hike from the fields, which are located near the intersection of 7 and 29 in Falls Church (Larry Graves park, to be precise).
Kickball is a lot of fun. It's a sport you played as a child, but can now play as an adult. So yes, it's def a social sport, but it's still a sport. Which means you should be able to catch a ball and kick and run in order to play. and drink. beer preferably since beer pong and flip cup are highly prevalent at kickball "functions" which happens often. And if you know any professional soccer players or semi pros, give me their numbers (only if they're good looking) so I can call- well, ok, fine, recruit them to join.
Go to this site www.kickball.com to sign up. start your own team or join the one I'm on.
Oh and FYI...demi moore totally made throwing pots wicked easy on the movie Ghost. so not the case. I think she had a stunt double. seriously. this stuff isn't easy! I'm not talking about making coil pots like in the 2nd grade. I'm talking a wheel spinning at 90 mpg with a hunk of wet earth that you have to sculpt into some masterpiece with your bare hands and sharp tools- its pretty intense people. I have thus far made 2 very small flower pots and a small um cup thingy.
Today's is my brother's 28th Birthday. So the earth should stand still or something. And no, my parents didn't name us Gina and Tony b/c they were huge Scarface fans. Remember, I have an older sister - and the Montana's didn't have any additional siblings- so that blows the Scarface theory.
Anywho, for those who have asked- he's doing really well with his treatments so far. It hasn't effected his sense of humor as is proof in the following email regarding birthday plans:
"Just having Ziti and b-day cake in the evening. were making special meatless ziti for you. It will have rat feces instead, that's not meat. Isn't their a cold stone in fairfax? Reason we are asking, Mom and Dad wanted to see if you could pick up a birthday cake flavored ice cream cake from there. In return they would make you rat feces ziti... it will be good."
Happy B day little bro!
Anywho, for those who have asked- he's doing really well with his treatments so far. It hasn't effected his sense of humor as is proof in the following email regarding birthday plans:
"Just having Ziti and b-day cake in the evening. were making special meatless ziti for you. It will have rat feces instead, that's not meat. Isn't their a cold stone in fairfax? Reason we are asking, Mom and Dad wanted to see if you could pick up a birthday cake flavored ice cream cake from there. In return they would make you rat feces ziti... it will be good."
Happy B day little bro!
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